Joke 02-01-11

Bus station is where a bus stops. 

Train station is where a train stops. 

But on my desk, I have a work station... :)

Joke 01-01-11

Telegram received from an ex-employee

"Fu.k you. I quit. Strong message to follow."

Joke 29-12-10

 "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theory can now be supported by a mathematical equation:

Engineers already know that: Power = Work / Time

Knowledge = Power

Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we will get:

Money = Work / Knowledge

So as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done

Hence the outcome is that...

The less you know, the more you make.

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