Joke 29-12-10

 "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theory can now be supported by a mathematical equation:

Engineers already know that: Power = Work / Time

Knowledge = Power

Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we will get:

Money = Work / Knowledge

So as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done

Hence the outcome is that...

The less you know, the more you make.

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Joke 28-12-10

2 old retired race horses are in a bar getting totally drunk. After about two hours the first race horse said to other


"You know.... when I was a really young ...from one hundred starts, I won 90 races, got 5 second positions and 5 third positions. I am without doubt the greatest race horse that ever lived and then blah blah blah..."

In response to this and about a half an hour later the second race horse said


"Oh yeah...when I was a really young...from one hundred starts, I won 95 races, got 2 second positions and 3 third positions. I am the greatest race horse that ever lived....also blah blah blah..."

Now it was about this time that the bartender (who was a greyhound) decided that they were drunk enough so he said


"I am sick of you two telling one another how great you are, you are both so drunk and I am throwing you out of the bar, but before I do I want to let you know that when I was a really young greyhound, from one hundred starts, I won 100 races, no seconds and no thirds."

The two race horses were shocked and for 5 minutes they sat with their funny mouths open until the fist race horse finally said,


"Ohh isn't that amazing... a talking greyhound!"



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